Child: *Scrolling*
Me: Is that…is that a tumblr?
Child: It’s nothing, don’t worry.
Me: Tell me.
Child: ok, I promise i’ll delete it-
Me: Why would you delete it? I’M SO PROUD OF YOU FOR FINDING OUT ABOUT IT OMG WHAT IS YOUR TUMBLR ABOUT IS IT HIPSER OR PHOTOGRAPHY? OMG ARE YOU PART OF A…
Christmas Love
Oh, Christmas, you most splendidly pointless holiday of them all. You close my shops, turn my tube drivers into ever bigger dicks, feed me crap that’ll leave me in a permanent state of stasis, fill my heart with anguish about imagined obligations to do a whole host of essentially meaningless things, and most of all, you make me remember why the human world aggravates me so. But it’s ok - I hear Christmas is about sharing, so I am sharing this with You that I had the best Christmas of all time with my Mrrrrchick and I hoping to have as good as last years New Years Eve xxxx…
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